The Corporatocratic Republic of The Republican Federation is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Representative Robert Johnson with a fair hand, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, otherworldly petting zoo, and digital currency. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 12.434 billion Republicans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Republica. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Republican economy, worth a remarkable 2,519 trillion Republican Digicoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 202,641 Republican Digicoins, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,591,165 per year while the poor average 6,452, a ratio of 246 to 1.

Catherine Gratwick's campaign support is considered seminal, there have been reports of people marrying housepets, after every storm there's an expensive government-funded rainbow, and slaves aren't half the men they used to be. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. The Republican Federation's national animal is the Skunk, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Atheism.

The Republican Federation is ranked 286,338^th in the world and 83^rd in New Warsaw Pact for Highest Food Quality, scoring 4.6 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.